another friday here in kingston.  i wish i could be as enthused about this one as others - but the traveling and being away from home has me kind of bummed out and tired.

this is what i remember from the week;

tuesday - travel day.  went to the beach early in the morning, then out to the airport to have breakfast with syl and ingy.  depressing just thinking about going through security waving bye to them.  uneventful trip out.  watched 2001 a space odyssey (horrible piece of crap movie - though i guess the points which make it stand out is that it is a very old film and all the gizmos in it are something we probably will have in the future, even though the movie may be more aptly named 2501 - a space odyssey). 

took a cab to the hotel to pick up my car.  I'm pretty sure this was the stupidest cab driver I've ever driven with.  I bet he could have half his arm missing and not even notice it.  I got into my car at montreal around midnight and arrived back at the barracks around 245am wednesday morning.  i got a bit frustrated because i couldnt reach a sandwich while driving (syl made it for me - plus i was hungry) - so i tore out everything from the backpack while driving yelling "IS THIS A SANDWICH (pulled out a laptop cord) ?!  NOPE!" then repeating it until I found the damned thing. 

I found a good use for country music - it's great stuff for listening to when travelling long distances. for some reason the lyrics keep my attention longer (and me awake longer) than say stuff like "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I'm SO 2008 YOU SO 2000late!" 

wedesday - after 3 hours sleep i went to breakfast and found the place abandoned (pretty much).  Johnson came in just as I was finishing and I found out I got up around an hour earlier than I needed to.  the day was spent babbling with people over stupid shit, then playing ball hockey (I did horrible - though better than the first other goalie who passed out in his gear after 5 mins), then babbling some more.

thursday - st paddys day.  I was the DD so I only had 1-2 over a few hours.  we went to mr.knowles' place - watched some tv and of course the movie blade 2.  it was a good time actually.  the gym was much more boring this day - ugh military gyms - only old people and men go there.  i think there was a total of 5 females of reproductive age there - the rest were the kind of people stated above.  not that i'm interested in that nonsense, it's just i'd rather not have to look up and see another hairy butt crack.

friday - which brings us to today.  we got off at noon, my old roommate slept in and was late.  the poor idiot.  i'm glad though im out of his room, the smell was just terribad and no amount of encouragement on my part could make him change his ways.  afterwards went to walmart for an oil change (the guy there was very rude) then went to filter more money i don't have for that money pit in bulgaria.  oh i was lucky and got the same fat obnoxious lady as before.  this roast beef chompin bitch didn't even know what bulgaria was.  I remember the conversation going like this:

her:  Bah jubbah dakla eeka ba dookie?!  (where are you sending the money to?)

me:  Bulgaria.

her:  What's that?

me:  It's a country - north of Greece and south of the Danube river.

her:  You're sending your money to Greece then?

me:  No.  Bulgaria - it's a country of it's own.

her:  Why send money there?

me:  None of your business lard ass - just fill out the goddamn paperwork, charge me, and leave me alone.

her:  you are correct - I am indeed a fat smelly swamp hag that is a giant bitch and I have no redeeming qualities at all.  I'm basically a waste of skin.  My mere existence is so hateful to other peoples that Al Qaeda uses a video recording of me eating a triple baconator while bitching at my obese children to redraw mohammad having sex with a pig in their recruitment videos to show why our society needs to be taken down.